Sunday, 29 January 2012

Dear Gary,

  I went to the pet shop today to get worms for my gecko. Do you have a pet? If not, you could always call me pet.

  Do you believe in magic? In a young girls heart?

  Can I have a lift to work tomorrow? Thanks Gary

   Can you smell that?


  Why aren't you following me? I follow you. Everywhere.


  Can you hear that?


  Have you ever wanted to spell Thailand like Thighland? You know, for the lols


  Do you try cover up your farts with coughs too? People say I'm odd and out of time


  = marriage?


  Did you ever actually ever ride on a star?


  Can I borrow a shirt? Forever....to wear....and sing Take That songs in.


  Can I bum a fag? Take from that whatever you want


  Have you ever walked in dog poo and gotten really annoyed? It's something I'd imagine has happened to you. Oh Gary. Hahaha


  What's a lyric you always get wrong? Mine is at the start of Take That's Greatest Day, I start with "I like big butts"


  Do you remember when rock was young? You and I had so much fun Gary. Holding ands skimming stones


Can someone really set fire to the rain? Adele sings that she did, but I think she's full of shit 

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