Do you love me Barlow? You must do if you tweeted me.

So it's official, the Barlow has officially acknowledged our existence by replying to one of our tweets:


@Gearty1: @GBarlowOfficial have you ever kissed a girl?” *not yet*


It's quite a shocking revelation, Barlow the lady charmer has never pressed his lips against a member of the opposite sex? Well it comes from the lips of the man himself so we must take it to be verbatim. Much respect Gary; showing the Jonas brothers how it should be done. Anyway on with the good stuff... Here's the highlights of some of our tweets during the infamous Q&A tonight:


@GBarlowOfficial did you take my taco shells out of the fridge again?


@GBarlowOfficial you're on birth control, right?


@GBarlowOfficial ever pissed in the shower?


@GBarlowOfficial Have you ever dissed your best friend by porking his girlfriend in the gobble bobble?


@GBarlowOfficial when was your first sleepover and where was it?


@GBarlowOfficial what's your favorite smell?


@GBarlowOfficial have you ever met Ashley Simpson?


@GBarlowOfficial have you ever had an erotic dream about Avril Lavigne, whipped cream and strawberries?

@GBarlowOfficial how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a wood chuck was a member of take that?

@GBarlowOfficial you can reuse a condom as long as you wash it, right?

@GBarlowOfficial what's your dream day? Mine would be going fishing with you, Mark Owen and Hilary Duff. Make it happen?

@GBarlowOfficial Any recommendations for a good brand of sleeping bag? I'm in the market for one

@GBarlowOfficial Ever hiccup and fart at the same time?

@GBarlowOfficial Do you manscape?

@GBarlowOfficial If you had to pick one thing, which would you have? Giant ears or a tail?

@GBarlowOfficial Fancy a game of Dungeons and Dragons sometime? Your dragon can explore my dungeon

The name's Barlow, Gary Barlow.

@GBarlowOfficial Take me to the candy shop? Let me lick your lollipop? Or Refresher bar....I'm easy like #TooEasy #MajorGroupieSlut

@GBarlowOfficial Thinking of changing my name to Barry Garlow. How funny would that be?? #Lol

@GBarlowOfficial If Ferris is indeed your fav 80s movie, how pissed were you at that poxy car ad? I was so angry I fainted three times

@GBarlowOfficial Gary. I am your father pic.twitter.com/ExLQ33fu

@GBarlowOfficial Are you gonna see 127 hours 2: Tiny Prisoner? The poster just came out today pic.twitter.com/jdBco9Ua

@GBarlowOfficial Katy Perry or Zooey Deschannel? You know, to play table tennis with.

@GBarlowOfficial I miss your mug photos. When can we expect more? Oh and by mug I mean 

your face. I want your face. #FinishAllOverIt

@GBarlowOfficial Pikachu, Charmander, Squirtle or Bulbasaur? Personally I think squirtle is the best child name. #CantWaitToHaveKids

@GBarlowOfficial Have you ever accidently touched a boob? How about a moob? You can touch mine if you want. We can say it was an accident

@GBarlowOfficial Is true you're going to ride a great white shark for your next music video? That would be the awesome balls

@GBarlowOfficial Are the milky bars on you? #CanIBeOnYou?

@GBarlowOfficial What's your all time fav soap theme music?

@GBarlowOfficial Avril Lavigne or Kelly Clarkson? Who am I kidding, you could knob them both at the same time if you wanted. Can I watch?

@GBarlowOfficial Do you ever hold your breath for so long you pass out? Call me the next time you do it. #IWantToTakeAdvantage

@GBarlowOfficial Did you not get an invite to the BAFTAS either? Someday our day will come #Hehe #Cum

@GBarlowOfficial Why the fuck wont you block me? Seriously. What do I have to do? You name I'll do it. I'd throw a cat in a bin for you

@GBarlowOfficial Do your nipples chaff too?

@GBarlowOfficial Teach me how to fly Gary. I know you can do it.

@GBarlowOfficial Is that you touching me? #ThatFeelsAmazing

@GBarlowOfficial AND I WILL ALWAYS, LOVE YOOOOUUUUU. Will you always love me? #SayYes #INeedThis

@GBarlowOfficial Would you and Buble ever hook up? And invite me along? By hook up, I mean fishing obviously. LOL! JK! #Sodomy

@GBarlowOfficial You always tweet bout how many calories are in things. Are you weight conscious? You dont need to be. I think you're lovely

@GBarlowOfficial Is it true you have an irrational fear of pillows?

@GBarlowOfficial Are you cold? Doubt it. You're so hot right now

@GBarlowOfficial Did you know you sound like Dave from the Royle Family? #IStillWould

@GBarlowOfficial Whats your favourite porn site? Do you "visit" regularily? #ByVisitIMeanWank

@GBarlowOfficial Is it true you cheap handjobs out the back of Leisureplex on Saturday nights? I bet your hands are so soft

@GBarlowOfficial Theres a show about dinosaurs on. What dinosaur would you be? I'd be Tyrannasauras Sex-fiend

@GBarlowOfficial Oui Oui? Poo Poo?

@GBarlowOfficial What are you currently watching boxset wise? I finished Lost for the third time. Will you be my constant? And wear a wig?

@GBarlowOfficial Where do you buy your tshirts? The toilet shop?

@GBarlowOfficial I had a dream about you last night. What do you dream about? I like cheese

Dear Gary,

@GBarlowOfficial  I went to the pet shop today to get worms for my gecko. Do you have a pet? If not, you could always call me pet.

@GBarlowOfficial  Do you believe in magic? In a young girls heart?

@GBarlowOfficial  Can I have a lift to work tomorrow? Thanks Gary

 @GBarlowOfficial  Can you smell that?


@GBarlowOfficial  Why aren't you following me? I follow you. Everywhere.


@GBarlowOfficial  Can you hear that?


@GBarlowOfficial  Have you ever wanted to spell Thailand like Thighland? You know, for the lols


@GBarlowOfficial  Do you try cover up your farts with coughs too? People say I'm odd and out of time


@GBarlowOfficial  + @PaulKelly1234 = marriage?


@GBarlowOfficial  Did you ever actually ever ride on a star? #YoureFullOfShit #Liar


@GBarlowOfficial  Can I borrow a shirt? Forever....to wear....and sing Take That songs in. #Friend


@GBarlowOfficial  Can I bum a fag? Take from that whatever you want


@GBarlowOfficial  Have you ever walked in dog poo and gotten really annoyed? It's something I'd imagine has happened to you. Oh Gary. Hahaha


@GBarlowOfficial  What's a lyric you always get wrong? Mine is at the start of Take That's Greatest Day, I start with "I like big butts"


@GBarlowOfficial  Do you remember when rock was young? You and I had so much fun Gary. Holding ands skimming stones #CockodileRock


@GBarlowOfficial  Can someone really set fire to the rain? Adele sings that she did, but I think she's full of shit  #OrChocolate #NomNom

If you're Gary and you know it clap your hands

@GBarlowOfficial  How deep is your love? And by that I mean, can you deep throat?

@GBarlowOfficial  Oh Gary, you CAME and you GAVE without TAKING #Sodomy

@GBarlowOfficial  If you were to follow me it would make my hole weak. Get it? As in hole, not whole. And weak, not week. #WeCouldRideOnAStar

@GBarlowOfficial  Is it true you're the reason Katy/Russell's marriage ended? In fairness though, I'd also leave Katy for your lovely lips.

@GBarlowOfficial  Are u brave enough to let me see u peacock? Don't be a chicken Gary, stop acting like a biatch 

@GBarlowOfficial  Do you like to play xbox? Would you like to play with my x box.....you know, my x...box?

@GBarlowOfficial  Wanna play with my guitar? #ICallMyPenisGuitar

 

@GBarlowOfficial  People say I should get off your twitter. So I do #GetOffToIt

@GBarlowOfficial  I vant to suuuuck your.......blood. Yeah.....blood 

@GBarlowOfficial  I've just gone to see The Darkest Hour. It was shit. Are you going to see it? Can I come? #OnYou

@GBarlowOfficial Only 3 days til your birthday. I'm baking you a cake with a special surprise inside.....me

Are you trying to seduce me Gary Barlow?

@GBarlowOfficial  How Barlow can you go? Sing it with me now, how Barlow can you go?

@GBarlowOfficial  Is it true you wrote a million love songs? One is enough for my heart. 

@GBarlowOfficial  What are the chances of a chubby guy like me and a saucy vixen like you ever jamming together? 

@GBarlowOfficial  Whats the difference between marmalade and jam? 

@GBarlowOfficial  Have you ever accidentally squatted on a ketchup bottle? I did. Not accidentally 

@GBarlowOfficial  ever consider changing your band name to fake fat? 

@GBarlowOfficial  Out these four numbers, which one is most sexually appealing: 7, 34, 69 ;) 

@GBarlowOfficial  What's you favourite position? Like in football....no I kid, in sex 

@GBarlowOfficial   I hear you got a kindle....can we read the karma sutra together?

@GBarlowOfficial  Would you ever have sex with a man for charity? Im a charity case.