Mmmm Gary

@GBarlowOfficial if we were best friends and I hit you and said hey Gary, Take That! Would you laugh?


@GBarlowOfficial Can I smell you?


@GBarlowOfficial if oranges are called oranges, then why aren't lemons called yellows, limes greens and gary barlows beautifuls?


@GBarlowOfficial Be honest, is Ken Barlow from Coronation Street your dad? #WhatASexMuffin

@GBarlowOfficial Why is an alarm clock going "off" when it actually turns on?


@GBarlowOfficial If an ambulance is on its way to save someone, and it runs someone over, does it stop to help them?