Are you trying to seduce me Gary Barlow?

@GBarlowOfficial  How Barlow can you go? Sing it with me now, how Barlow can you go?

@GBarlowOfficial  Is it true you wrote a million love songs? One is enough for my heart. 

@GBarlowOfficial  What are the chances of a chubby guy like me and a saucy vixen like you ever jamming together? 

@GBarlowOfficial  Whats the difference between marmalade and jam? 

@GBarlowOfficial  Have you ever accidentally squatted on a ketchup bottle? I did. Not accidentally 

@GBarlowOfficial  ever consider changing your band name to fake fat? 

@GBarlowOfficial  Out these four numbers, which one is most sexually appealing: 7, 34, 69 ;) 

@GBarlowOfficial  What's you favourite position? Like in football....no I kid, in sex 

@GBarlowOfficial   I hear you got a kindle....can we read the karma sutra together?

@GBarlowOfficial  Would you ever have sex with a man for charity? Im a charity case.