Dear Gary,

@GBarlowOfficial  I went to the pet shop today to get worms for my gecko. Do you have a pet? If not, you could always call me pet.

@GBarlowOfficial  Do you believe in magic? In a young girls heart?

@GBarlowOfficial  Can I have a lift to work tomorrow? Thanks Gary

 @GBarlowOfficial  Can you smell that?


@GBarlowOfficial  Why aren't you following me? I follow you. Everywhere.


@GBarlowOfficial  Can you hear that?


@GBarlowOfficial  Have you ever wanted to spell Thailand like Thighland? You know, for the lols


@GBarlowOfficial  Do you try cover up your farts with coughs too? People say I'm odd and out of time


@GBarlowOfficial  + @PaulKelly1234 = marriage?


@GBarlowOfficial  Did you ever actually ever ride on a star? #YoureFullOfShit #Liar


@GBarlowOfficial  Can I borrow a shirt? Forever....to wear....and sing Take That songs in. #Friend


@GBarlowOfficial  Can I bum a fag? Take from that whatever you want


@GBarlowOfficial  Have you ever walked in dog poo and gotten really annoyed? It's something I'd imagine has happened to you. Oh Gary. Hahaha


@GBarlowOfficial  What's a lyric you always get wrong? Mine is at the start of Take That's Greatest Day, I start with "I like big butts"


@GBarlowOfficial  Do you remember when rock was young? You and I had so much fun Gary. Holding ands skimming stones #CockodileRock


@GBarlowOfficial  Can someone really set fire to the rain? Adele sings that she did, but I think she's full of shit  #OrChocolate #NomNom

If you're Gary and you know it clap your hands

@GBarlowOfficial  How deep is your love? And by that I mean, can you deep throat?

@GBarlowOfficial  Oh Gary, you CAME and you GAVE without TAKING #Sodomy

@GBarlowOfficial  If you were to follow me it would make my hole weak. Get it? As in hole, not whole. And weak, not week. #WeCouldRideOnAStar

@GBarlowOfficial  Is it true you're the reason Katy/Russell's marriage ended? In fairness though, I'd also leave Katy for your lovely lips.

@GBarlowOfficial  Are u brave enough to let me see u peacock? Don't be a chicken Gary, stop acting like a biatch 

@GBarlowOfficial  Do you like to play xbox? Would you like to play with my x box.....you know, my x...box?

@GBarlowOfficial  Wanna play with my guitar? #ICallMyPenisGuitar

 

@GBarlowOfficial  People say I should get off your twitter. So I do #GetOffToIt

@GBarlowOfficial  I vant to suuuuck your.......blood. Yeah.....blood 

@GBarlowOfficial  I've just gone to see The Darkest Hour. It was shit. Are you going to see it? Can I come? #OnYou

@GBarlowOfficial Only 3 days til your birthday. I'm baking you a cake with a special surprise inside.....me

Are you trying to seduce me Gary Barlow?

@GBarlowOfficial  How Barlow can you go? Sing it with me now, how Barlow can you go?

@GBarlowOfficial  Is it true you wrote a million love songs? One is enough for my heart. 

@GBarlowOfficial  What are the chances of a chubby guy like me and a saucy vixen like you ever jamming together? 

@GBarlowOfficial  Whats the difference between marmalade and jam? 

@GBarlowOfficial  Have you ever accidentally squatted on a ketchup bottle? I did. Not accidentally 

@GBarlowOfficial  ever consider changing your band name to fake fat? 

@GBarlowOfficial  Out these four numbers, which one is most sexually appealing: 7, 34, 69 ;) 

@GBarlowOfficial  What's you favourite position? Like in football....no I kid, in sex 

@GBarlowOfficial   I hear you got a kindle....can we read the karma sutra together?

@GBarlowOfficial  Would you ever have sex with a man for charity? Im a charity case.

Mmmm Gary

@GBarlowOfficial if we were best friends and I hit you and said hey Gary, Take That! Would you laugh?


@GBarlowOfficial Can I smell you?


@GBarlowOfficial if oranges are called oranges, then why aren't lemons called yellows, limes greens and gary barlows beautifuls?


@GBarlowOfficial Be honest, is Ken Barlow from Coronation Street your dad? #WhatASexMuffin

@GBarlowOfficial Why is an alarm clock going "off" when it actually turns on?


@GBarlowOfficial If an ambulance is on its way to save someone, and it runs someone over, does it stop to help them?

Ooooh Gary!

@GBarlowOfficial Are you my real dad? My mum says you are, but she's drunk


@GBarlowOfficial What do you do with your erections? I save mine in a jar and make a wish with them all at the end of each month


@GBarlowOfficial Do you like balls? Eg footballs, basketballs, my testicles, tennis balls, bouncy balls.

@GBarlowOfficial Have you ever thought about taking members from other boybands and making one super group? Like Tulisa did with the Risk

@GBarlowOfficial i hear rumours that the next Take That album is going to be very death metal. Is this true?


@GBarlowOfficial how often do you clip your toenails? Would you consider selling the clippings on ebay?

Oh hello there Gary

@GBarlowOfficial Whatever I said, whatever I did, I didn't mean it. Take me back for good?


@GBarlowOfficial Did Santa empty his sack for you? All over your face?


@GBarlowOfficial Is it true the song Patience was about you forming a foot fetish?