The name's Barlow, Gary Barlow.

@GBarlowOfficial Take me to the candy shop? Let me lick your lollipop? Or Refresher bar....I'm easy like #TooEasy #MajorGroupieSlut

@GBarlowOfficial Thinking of changing my name to Barry Garlow. How funny would that be?? #Lol

@GBarlowOfficial If Ferris is indeed your fav 80s movie, how pissed were you at that poxy car ad? I was so angry I fainted three times

@GBarlowOfficial Gary. I am your father pic.twitter.com/ExLQ33fu

@GBarlowOfficial Are you gonna see 127 hours 2: Tiny Prisoner? The poster just came out today pic.twitter.com/jdBco9Ua

@GBarlowOfficial Katy Perry or Zooey Deschannel? You know, to play table tennis with.

@GBarlowOfficial I miss your mug photos. When can we expect more? Oh and by mug I mean 

your face. I want your face. #FinishAllOverIt

@GBarlowOfficial Pikachu, Charmander, Squirtle or Bulbasaur? Personally I think squirtle is the best child name. #CantWaitToHaveKids

@GBarlowOfficial Have you ever accidently touched a boob? How about a moob? You can touch mine if you want. We can say it was an accident

@GBarlowOfficial Is true you're going to ride a great white shark for your next music video? That would be the awesome balls

@GBarlowOfficial Are the milky bars on you? #CanIBeOnYou?

@GBarlowOfficial What's your all time fav soap theme music?

@GBarlowOfficial Avril Lavigne or Kelly Clarkson? Who am I kidding, you could knob them both at the same time if you wanted. Can I watch?

@GBarlowOfficial Do you ever hold your breath for so long you pass out? Call me the next time you do it. #IWantToTakeAdvantage

@GBarlowOfficial Did you not get an invite to the BAFTAS either? Someday our day will come #Hehe #Cum

@GBarlowOfficial Why the fuck wont you block me? Seriously. What do I have to do? You name I'll do it. I'd throw a cat in a bin for you

@GBarlowOfficial Do your nipples chaff too?

@GBarlowOfficial Teach me how to fly Gary. I know you can do it.

@GBarlowOfficial Is that you touching me? #ThatFeelsAmazing

@GBarlowOfficial AND I WILL ALWAYS, LOVE YOOOOUUUUU. Will you always love me? #SayYes #INeedThis

@GBarlowOfficial Would you and Buble ever hook up? And invite me along? By hook up, I mean fishing obviously. LOL! JK! #Sodomy

@GBarlowOfficial You always tweet bout how many calories are in things. Are you weight conscious? You dont need to be. I think you're lovely

@GBarlowOfficial Is it true you have an irrational fear of pillows?

@GBarlowOfficial Are you cold? Doubt it. You're so hot right now

@GBarlowOfficial Did you know you sound like Dave from the Royle Family? #IStillWould

@GBarlowOfficial Whats your favourite porn site? Do you "visit" regularily? #ByVisitIMeanWank

@GBarlowOfficial Is it true you cheap handjobs out the back of Leisureplex on Saturday nights? I bet your hands are so soft

@GBarlowOfficial Theres a show about dinosaurs on. What dinosaur would you be? I'd be Tyrannasauras Sex-fiend

@GBarlowOfficial Oui Oui? Poo Poo?

@GBarlowOfficial What are you currently watching boxset wise? I finished Lost for the third time. Will you be my constant? And wear a wig?

@GBarlowOfficial Where do you buy your tshirts? The toilet shop?

@GBarlowOfficial I had a dream about you last night. What do you dream about? I like cheese